Monday, August 18, 2008

Men-u

I need to know who casts models for the J.Crew catalog...and I need to make that person my best friend.

A new J.Crew catalog is a serious event for me. No, it's not the over-priced - yet adorable - prepster clothes. No, it's not the 'aspirational life scenario' photo shoots that make me wish the J. Crew photo department could plan my dates, my wedding, my life. It's the men.

For me, going through that catalog is like a menu at a delicious restaurant - everything looks so damn good it's almost painful.

I like to sit down with the catalog and a glass of wine, and pretend that I can actually order one of those men gracing the not-so-glossy pages. Pretty, yet slightly rugged. I love them - each and every one of them is my soul mate.

Yes, I got a catalog today.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry to burst your bubble but majority of those guys are gay. For some reason it makes the fantasy a little less exciting!

Anonymous said...

You don't have to post this but to the other anonymous who said "Sorry to burst your bubble"
if you have to say sorry first don't say it. Its a blatant fantasy so whats the point in ruining it with a comment that is sooo obvious. Besides, I'm sure they are not ALL gay.

Anonymous said...

Ok...
A)not ALL hot, sexy, yummy J. Crew guys are gay. Just because a male is beautiful/take cares of himself, does not necessarily means he is gay.

AND
B) even if some of them are gay, who wouldn't want to have a 3-some with him and his partner - DELICIOUS!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG - I got my catalog too. Aaaaaaah YUMMY!

p.s. who cares if they are gay. They still have the same parts. ;)